No Seriously, Where the Hell Have You Been?

Wholly rusty fingers Batman! First of all let me explain, I lost the motivation to write (it wasn't you guys….pinky swear!), it was me. I was not in the best place in my life and was frankly leading a boring life (no one wants to hear about weight or mental issues - you have enough of your own). It was the great Capn Dick who championed another dormant project of mine and encouraged me to find my voice again.

Don't look at me like that, sometimes hippie sayings are true

So on that note, I'm back bitches! Hopefully I have enough stories, adventures planned and random rants at old Chinese ladies to keep you interested. 

Hugs and burritos,
The Commander