My Ideal Saturday Night...'cuba diving!

In a world where there is no credit card debt, where you can eat whatever the hell you want without getting fat and work doesn't suck is my ideal Saturday night. I'm getting close to it in my new place but because I'm about to embark on an ambitious new plan to stop being broke, fat and lazy, it might have to be one of the last nights for awhile.

This is a mix of: a) my childhood Saturday nights with Take n' Bake pizza and HBO and b) all the shit I said I would do as a kid when I "got some money". I would watch my favorite comedy specials (thank you Netflix on demand!) while eating pizza (mushrooms and anchovies because I'm a damn weirdo). The gang would be here - heckling, screaming with laughter and doing bad impressions. Someone would want brownies and they would magically appear (ok, that's crap I'd make them with white chocolate....awwww yeah). Everyone would have a full glass of wine and no one would flinch if someone suggests going to play basketball outside at 2 a.m. It isn't much (hey, pizza wine and good tv is expensive) but it makes me happy.

Aw, good times. So on that note, enjoy a clip of Ralphie May doing one of the funniest stand-up bits I've ever seen and I'll finish my anchovies!

I dare you not to laugh!!!