Sunday, September 16, 2012

Where the Hell Have You Been Son?!?

Hola internet homies (and real life homies because I know you're gonna read this)! Because enough people were bummed about the hiatus of my hilarious former blog (and I like to listen to my peeps....mmmmm, marshmallow peeps) I decided to move my adventures to the everyday.

So after six months, I'm back - ready to take on neighborhoods, football, hipsters and (gasp!) maintaining a good relationship. The some of the old cast of characters will be back (hi Professor! Can I use your real name?) but mostly it's a new gang with new adventures. I'm looking forward to the ride and to the possibility of guest posts about life, money, and to find out ways you all are Awkwardly Living in your own towns being broke and creative. Also, if you have a site you want to pimp (and I dig it), let me know and I'd be happy to post a link.

Oh, the backstory you say? Where the hell have you been Commander? That's what you want to know?


Yes, yes you damn punk kid. Get on with it!

I've been enjoying funny boyfriend, trying not to get killed rafting and being tricked into mountain hikes. Of course there's more but what the hell would I write about? Not much has changed - I'm still surly, wear glasses and eat burritos. I'm not kicking it at Starbucks as much but I still don't pay for coffee (thanks Gangster Tom!). Hopefully, you'll want to follow me and I'll try not to make fun of your mom. Welcome!

Fist-bumps and burritos,

Commander Coley

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